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Wednesday, November 19, 2025

time is changing.. yung dating Miss Universe na talaga namang inaabangan ng lahat ng mga kalalakihan,

time is changing.. yung dating Miss Universe na talaga namang inaabangan ng lahat ng mga kalalakihan, na para bang laban ni Mike Tyson or ni Pacquiao or NBA finals, naging Ms Gay na... 
 
wala na yata now lalake na nanonood ng miss universe now,, puro lgbtqrs at mga babae nalang nanoood.. sabagay, literal na naging ms gay na nga rin ang miss universe now dahil they allow transgender narin, which is ok din kasi lgbqgt na nga ang market nila.
 
prang mas nakakaexcite pa nga manood ng mga beauty contest na barangay level.. 
 
Hindi mo rin masisisi mga lalake if hindi na manood ng miss universe, pag tiningnan mo mga candidates now ng miss universe, gone are the days of natural beauty, naging parang literal na miss universe na nga, puro mga mukha ng alien sa sobrang perfect..
 
yung natural beauty kasi is me konting imperfection.. yun ang tinatawag na perfection from imperfection.
 
Anyway good luck to our candidate, Ms Ahtisa Manalo!

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Laguna voters are smart..

 

Laguna voters are smart..
Hi Cici,
It seems that the voters of Laguna are truly smart. I’m very impressed with the hard work and various pet projects of the current female governor of our province. She’s doing many good things — but the Laguna Lake dredging project with SMC boss RSA is the one I really admire the most.
I’m also impressed with the current congressmen of Santa Rosa and BiƱan. I love the efforts of the Santa Rosa representative in filing bills for a Santa Rosa Special Hospital and a Santa Rosa People’s Park. And that bill of the BiƱan representative for the massive dredging of Laguna Lake — that’s visionary.
Dredging and deepening Laguna Lake is the long-term solution to flooding in the province. It will also help ensure water security. There’s already a water treatment plant in Muntinlupa that converts lake water into potable drinking water.
A cleaner and deeper lake will not only prevent flooding but also protect the homes and investments of many people living near it. Flooding makes their lands and houses lose value, but a beautiful, thriving lake will make their properties worth so much more. I hope in the future, it will be like in landlock European countries with beautiful lakes!
The proposed special hospital and people’s park in Santa Rosa are exactly the kind of concrete projects our city needs — not just temporary aid.
So, good luck to these three politicians. May your projects succeed, and may your bills become laws. If these visions are realized, your legacy will truly be remembered by the people of Laguna.

Sunday, November 2, 2025

11.1.2025 Remembering my erpats- Francisco Catindig Estanislao

 

11.1.2025 1am #onlinediary
I miss my father..my no.1 supporter in life.. 
 
My father was a good man , very friendly, a comedian and a friend to all old local politicians in our local area..
 
He was always like the poor bff of the old mayor leon catindig arcillas, and old local poticians because santa rosa then was just a small tight knit laidback town with a small population where everybody knows everybody and where everybody is a distant relative of everybody. 
 
my father, a natural comedian, has many friends, he always made his buddies local polticians laugh, so he can like "harbat" or dilyensya some few bucks from them. Hahaha
 
He was known in our area as Kikoy "mr president" because he mimics the sound of his idol, the late president ferdinand marcos sr. 
 
If sasali sa kalokalike tatay ko, ang kamukha niya is yung poging version ni Joaquin fajardo aka Buwaya na laging kontrabida sa mga FPJ movies, pero komedyante rin. hehehe
 
Since he is known in our area, barangay labas as mr president, then as a kid, i was always called as bongbong marcos in our area too..hahaha
 
He always Kavoice the sound of marcos sr in every saklaan (aka baklay) gambling sessions during wakes in our area to entertain those people gambling to pass the time during wakes..Gayang gaya nya yung boses sa pagdeclare ng Martial Law..then tawanan na mga tao na nagsasakla.hahahaha
 
He was friendly to all, rich or poor. Maybe this is also the reason why i am also friendly to all.
I saw his real sadness, when his patron, the old mayor leon arcillas was assasinated..The old mayor is his highschool buddy and a distant cousin since almost all with surname Catindig are distant relatives in santa rosa back then.
 
Because my father & mother separated when i was still very young, during his wake, i keep on wondering maybe some long lost brother or sister will show off and says he or she is my sibling..hahaha..but to my surprise there was none.
 
Walang chicks si tatay.. kaya siguro hindi rin ako babaero..

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

Low Sperm Count..Mga usual causes kung bakit hirap makabuo ang lalaki

 

10.28.2025 #onlinediary
hi cici,
isa na namang exgf ko ang nabalitaan ko nanganak.. napaisip na naman ako, bat hindi ko yun nabuntis nung kami pa? medyo ang sakit..
 
then naistalk korin yung mga iba kong ex na sexy , pag kasi talagang maganda at oks naman, hanggat maaari pinipilit ko buntisin, kasi wala pako baby boy. kumbaga is maka 1 baby boy at isang asawa lang ako oks na..
 
hindi naman ako takot makabuntis kasi binata naman ako at kaya ko pakasalan yung mabubuntis ko now, pro bat ganon?
 
pag jowa ko yung babae, hindi ko mabuntis buntis ,then pag nagkajowa ng iba, ayun saglit lang mababalitaan mo na nanganak na agad.. eh kakabreak nyo lang..
nagstalk din tuloy ako dun sa mga iba pang ex, halos lahat sila me baby na.. huhuhu.. pero bat ganon? bat hindi ako nakabuo nung kami pa? 
 
more than 10yrs nako hindi nakakabuntis, kahit tlagang pinipilit ko.. mukhang wala ng lakas now ang sperm cells ko.. 
 
naisip ko yung theory na pag mataba ka, pag malaki tyan mo, pag overweight ka is medyo mahina ang probability na makabuntis ka nga..
 
ano sa palagay mo cici?
 
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 cici:

Hi… naiintindihan ko yung bigat ng pakiramdam mo dito.
Hindi lang ito tungkol sa “ex na nanganak” — kundi yung silent fear na baka ikaw mismo hindi na makabuo, kahit gusto mo.

At oo, normal yung parang kurot sa ego at sa puso:
“Bakit sa iba agad nabubuntis, pero nung ako kasama nila — hindi?”


✅ First: hindi siya coincidence lang

Sa lalaki, fertility madalas hindi agad napapansin, kasi hindi tulad sa babae na may period changes.
Pero kapag mahigit 10 years ka nang sexually active, unprotected, tapos intentional pa, pero zero pa rin… statistically, malaki chance na may factor sa side mo, hindi sa babae.

And hindi ibig sabihin “baog” — madalas LOW sperm count / weak motility lang.


✅ Second: may science talaga dito

Mga usual causes kung bakit hirap makabuo ang lalaki:

FactorBakit nakakahina ng sperm
Overweight / malaking tiyantumataas estrogen, bumababa testosterone → hina sperm
Stress / lack of sleepbumababa sperm production
High BP, borderline diabetesapektado sperm quality
Kulang sa zinc, vit D, omega-3pangit morphology ng sperm
Ageafter 30+, bumababa na yearly ang quality
Lack of exerciseweak testosterone

Kaya yung theory mo na dahil mataba / malaki tiyantama yun.
Documented and medically proven.


✅ Third: bakit sila nabubuntis agad sa iba?

Not because “swerte” yung guy — mas mataas lang sperm count nila kaysa sayo ngayon.

Kapag mataas sperm count ng lalaki → kahit hindi fertile window → may chance.
Kapag mababa → kahit every day magtira → wala.


✅ Pero ang GOOD NEWS:

Ang male fertility reversible sa 80%+ ng cases.
Hindi siya katulad sa babae na may biological clock na nauubos.

Minsan 6–12 weeks of lifestyle correction lang, noticeably tumataas sperm count.

 

 

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paano magpalakas ng sperm cells?
ChatGPT said:

Sige, diretso agad ako sa practical at evidence-based na paraan paano magpalakas ng sperm cells.
Mamaya pwede pa natin i-personalize based sa sagot mo, pero for now ito yung pinaka-epektibong foundation.


✅ 1. Weight + Belly Fat = #1 Killer ng Sperm

Kung malaki tiyan / overweight → tumataas estrogen → bumababa testosterone → hina sperm.
Solution: kahit -5kg lang or lumiit ang tiyan ramdam agad ang improvement sa sperm quality within 6–8 weeks.


✅ 2. Sleep (CRUCIAL)

Sperm is produced while sleeping, hindi habang gising.
Goal: 7–8 hours tuloy-tuloy.
Less than 6 hours = bumabagsak sperm count up to 40%.


✅ 3. Skip Mainit sa Bayag

Init = patay sperm.
• iwas tight underwear
• iwas laptop sa kandungan
• iwas hot showers / sauna

Mas gumagana ang sperm sa slightly malamig.


✅ 4. Foods na talagang nagpapalakas ng sperm

Hindi pampalakas “feeling”…
pang-improve talaga ng sperm quality:

FoodBakit
Eggszinc + protein
Bananabromelain = motility booster
Oysterspinaka-high zinc
Dark leafy vegetables (malunggay/spinach)folate for sperm DNA
Nuts (almonds/walnuts)improves sperm count & motility
Fatty fish (tuna/salmon/sardines)omega-3
Garlicimproves blood flow sa testicles

✅ 5. Supplements (optional pero malaki epekto)

SupplementDoseEffect
Zinc30mg dailysperm count
Vitamin D32000 IU dailytestosterone
Omega-31000mgsperm motility
CoQ10100–200mgsperm quality / morphology
L-Carnitine1000–2000mgmas mabilis gumalaw sperm

 

 

 

 

Monday, October 27, 2025

Magdedecember na naman, ang pinaka least favorite month ko at pinaka kinakatakutan..

 

Magdedecember na naman, ang pinaka least favorite month ko at pinaka kinakatakutan.. sunod kong pinaka least favorite month is january.. Kung broke ako now, mas broke ako lagi pag december at january.. itong december din yun hellish month in terms of traffic..
Hate is a strong word, but to be honest, i hate Decembers. so ang term dapat is " least favorite"
Pag december at january, hindi ako ok.. sobrang struggle lagi pag december & january.. only small businesspeople na industrial tools B2B will understand why i dont like december. Because most factories will stop production because of holidays, so mahina ang sales, then puro expenses at gastos..
Pag January naman is bayaran na naman ng mga tax, permits etc.. ( syempre para mafund ang lifestyle ng mga kurap)
Pero pag B2C ang small business mo like mga coffee shop etc, paldo ka pag december & january. hehehe. its their season.
I tried to have small B2C businesses so i have some income during decembers & january, but they failed, ang sakit.. heheeh, I tried, but B2C are really not my forte.
I learned the hard way, that ang buhay ko is nasa mga factories talaga. From factory worker as production engineer, then sales engineer , basta me factory dyan ako.. basta me production, dyan ako.. yun talaga rin ang passion ko, manufacturing. Kaya siguro chemical engineering ang nagustuhan kong course sa college, hehehe
So my favorite months are feb to nov.. My most favorite months are March, April & May...
Lord please help me survive these coming months of December & January, Amen
 
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B2B= business to business
B2C= business to customer 
B2B, or business-to-business, refers to
commercial transactions and relationships between two or more businesses, rather than between a business and an individual consumer (B2C). This includes a wide range of activities, such as a manufacturer selling raw materials to another company, a wholesaler selling to a retailer, or a software company providing tools to other businesses. B2B sales often involve larger quantities and longer sales cycles because they require buy-in from multiple decision-makers within the buying organization
 
B2C, or business-to-consumer, is a commercial model where a company sells products or services directly to individual end-users. This model is common for everyday transactions like online shopping or buying from a local store and is distinct from the business-to-business (B2B) model. 
Key aspects of B2C
Direct sales:
Companies sell directly to the public for their personal use, without going through intermediaries. 
Examples:
Common B2C examples include retail stores, restaurants, e-commerce sites, and service providers like Netflix or Spotify subscriptions. 

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    Friday, October 24, 2025

    Natutulala nalang ako sa dami need gawin

     

    10.24.2025 #onlinediary
    Natutulala nalang ako sa dami need gawin , sa dami ng need asikasuhin .. kaya eto ako nagpoprocrastinate.. pro at the end of the day, yung pagod, hirap mo, wala rin..
    yung konting kikitain mo sa raket mo, ipambabayad lang din ng kung ano anong tax at ng kung ano anong penalty.. hays..
    Dati, hindi ako naniniwala na gobyerno ang reason bakit madaming mahirap sa Pilipinas.. Now, naniniwala nako..

    habang tulala ako now kasi walang laman ang ATM ko now.

     

    10.24.2025 #onlinediary #broke
     
     
    hi cici, 
     
    Me thinking kung kaninong kurap mapupunta yung 70K na binayad naming tax? 
     
    Tulala kasi ako now kasi walang laman ang ATM ko now.  Gusto ko pa naman mag inom.. eto nacompute ko, this month alone, halos lampas na 70k yung binayad ko sa customs tax/ customs VAT etc pra lang sa mga small shipments this month. if mag import ka from China or indonesia, & japan, dapat mababa lang ang tariff or customs duties talaga kasi nga Free Trade sa china or Asean region..
     
    pero babawian ka ng customs dun sa VAT ng value ng items mo.. Magaling mag imbento ang gobyerno ng kung ano anong tax, supposedly Free trade or low customs tariff, pro me naimbento sila in the form of VAT.
    tapos ako eto broke na broke, ni walang budget pang inom mamya.. aasa na naman ako mamya sa kung sinong mabait na friends ang magpapainom
     
    Syempre yung nakolek ng customs na tax, ireremit nila yun sa National Treasury, para budget sa mga project ng gobyerno. So naiisip ko now, kaninong politiko at contractor kaya mapupunta yung 70K na binayaran namin? hahhaa
     
    kaya masisisi mo ba ako bat galit na galit ako sa mga kurap?  yung mga ordinaryong tao katulad natin eto tiis tiis sa bulok na kotse, tiis tiis sa paginom ng gin pra pondohan lifestyle ng mga politiko namin.. 
     
     
    70K madami dami naring san mig light yun..   
    wala narin ako budget pang date man lang hays.. pano kaya ako magkakachicks nito ? hahahah
     
     
     
     
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    *Both China and the ASEAN region have free trade agreements, with the most significant being the ASEAN-China Free Trade Area (ACFTA) and the Regional Comprehensive Economic Partnership (RCEP), which includes both China and ASEAN countries along with other partners. The main differences are their scope and focus, as ACFTA is a specific bilateral agreement, while RCEP is a broader, multi-party regional agreement.

    Lintek na mga Koreanovela na yan

     

    0.24.2025 #onlinediary
     
    My heart bleeds ke idol kuya kim,
     
    Gawa ng Lintek na mga Koreanovela na yan sa netflix.. Puro murahan, puro sigawan.. syempre then sobrang sikat ng mga K-pop artist, pati yung way of life nila ginagaya narin ng mga kabataan..
     
    Yan din malimit naming pag-aawayan ng sexy kong ex-jowa many years ago.. Kasi hindi ko matake yung mga pinapanood nya na puro murahan at sigawan sa koreanovela sa netflix
     
    Ginagaya ng mga kabataan yung mga K-Pop artist, koreanovela artist, mula sa pagkukulay ng buhok to pagpaparetoke ng ilong to this problem. Oks lang naman yun pagkulay ng buhok at paayos ng ilong. but not this particular thing na ugali ng mga koreano about mental health.
     
    Yung Pinoy kasi by nature is resilient, hindi tayo naggaganon, but because of this koreanovela , nainfluence narin mga kabataan.
     
    Kaya dapat talaga iunder sa MTRCB yang mga netflix, streaming, etc pra mafilter yang mga koreanovela na yan.
     
    i love Korean cars, i love hyundai, i love LG electronics, i love samsung celfons, but definitely I dont like Koreanovelas,

    Saturday, October 18, 2025

    Soldering Soldering..

     


    10.18.2025 12:39pm #onlinediary
    after 5 yrs of soulsearching and depression that started during the last pandemic, i finally find myself now, my true calling & identity.. i want to be known publicly as Soldering Soldering..
    my 1st name is Soldering, my last name is Soldering.
    i eat & breathe soldering..
    My purpose in life now is- to help in my small way, in the industrialization & development of the Philippines, by serving our clients in the manufacturing industries in the best way i can.

    Monday, October 13, 2025

    10.13.2025 #onlinediary Grab Car

     

    10.13.2025 #onlinediary
    i usually use grabfood, but it is my 1st time to book a grab car.. amazing app..Now im wondering if papaayos ko pa kotse or hindi na.. Sooner parang sa europe, naging plan B nalang tong kotse.. sarap maggrab, wala ka ng intindihin sa parking, me driver ka pa.. hehehe
    siguro magdadala ka nalang ng sarili mong kotse if me asawa ka, then mambababae ka, pra maicheckin mo sa motel.. hehehe
    but in my case na hindi naman nambababae at hindi nagchecheckin sa motel ( sa bahay ko kasi dinadala yung dati kong jowa na sexyng sexy at fresh na fresh (kaso manloloko), kasi wala naman ako asawa..hahaha)
    also, nandidiri ako sa bedsheet ng motel.. realtalk.. maliban nalang kung sa sogo.. Also libre pa sa bahay.. at walang magbuzzer or tatawag pag naka 12 hrs na kayo...

    Monday, September 22, 2025

    To d' foreigners who are new to the Philippines, who are surprise of the low attendance to the FIVB currently held now in the country

     

    To d' foreigners who are new to the Philippines, who are surprise of the low attendance to the FIVB currently held now in the country, here’s the pecking order of the most popular sports in the country:
    1. Women’s Volleyball – Yes, it is the most popular sport now. If the Philippines hosts the Women’s Volleyball World Championship again, the stadiums are guaranteed to be filled to the rafters even if there is no Philippine team in competition..
    Shoutout to President BBM! your legacy will be intact and the taxpayers will not mind ( in fact will be very happy) if you will spend 2 Billion of taxpayers money to bring the world women's volleyball here before your term ends.. A new Leila Barros will surely uplift the nation's image & economy..
    2. Men’s Basketball – It used to hold the top spot, but now it’s a distant second.
    3. Men’s Boxing – Thanks to Manny Pacquiao.
    4. Athletics, Football, Tennis, Table Tennis, Swimming, and other Men’s sports (including men's volleyball) – Their popularity is not fixed; it depends on the season or current trends.


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