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Friday, March 27, 2026

3.27.2026 2am #onlinediary

 

3.27.2026 2am #onlinediary
 
April 15 ITR tax filing again is nearing, I have still 2 weeks . Sleepless nights again..so sacrifices will be made again & again. If i can bring back the years, I will never start a small business. Very very very hard to do small business in the Philippines.. You will become a slave.
 
The moment you register your small racket, it is like "Crossing the Rubicon" .
 
if you think that starting a small business is freedom because your self is your boss.. You will be mistaken.. When you start a small business in the Philippines.. You will have many non-forgiving powerful bosses that can literally destroy your life..
 
And who are these mighty bosses? ask VATman.. hehehe
 
So April 16 ,2026 is the day to start finding true love again..
No matter what other people will say, everybody deserves to love & be loved.. No matter the weight & the age, everybody deserves to be happy

Thursday, March 26, 2026

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#onlinediary 3.26.2026

 

 

 Yung mga babae, 1 day nyo palang break or hiwalay me bago na agad karelasyon yan.. kasi madami reserba...Tapos laging excuse ng babae- hiniwalayn kasi babaero daw...

pero sila yung me bago agad prang nagpalit lang ng panty..hhays..habang yung mga lalake , depressed na depressed at ilang years bago makamoveon.. yung iba ngang lalake, 10 yrs na single parin dahil sa trauma..

 Kawawa mga lalake sa Pilipinas real talk.. awang awa ako sa mga napapanood ko sa raffy tulfo.. pro wag ka magalala, mga babae pag 26yo expired nayan..Mga lalake wlang expiration yan. 

So as much as possible umiwas ka sa mga babae until me matsambahan ka mameet na tlagang tunay magmahal.. meron yan mga 2 out of 100 ..

 Sanay matagpuan mo ang happiness preng Derek Ramsey.. #onlinediary 3.26.2026

 

 

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Paldo ang Court of Appeals..

 3.25.2026 #onlinediary

ayos... supporter ako ni tukayo BBM, pero prang nawawalan ako ng gana now..
1st. bakit ayaw pa nya pirmahan yung bill sa pagalis ng excise tax sa fuel kahit pa temporary lang?, to alleviate the sufferings of our people, albeit temporary.. halos ₱10/liter for gasoline ang mababawas sa price if maalis to.. Mukhang pinipigilan ni Vatman ah...
2. Kahit sino namang PUV driver titigil sa pagbyahe.. Nagtaas na ng pamasahe LTFRB at oks lang naman sa mga tao yun dahil we understand the situation. Bat isuspend pa? If hindi mo yan itaas, sino pa babyahe? mas lalo mahihirapan ang mga tao..
3.. Now eto free na mawidraw at madispose ng mga kuracaught yung mga assets nila
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Me thinking loud: Ano ba meron sa ayuda at instead na alisin excise tax pra lahat is makinabang, is puro ayuda ayuda na hindi rin naman magtatagal..
Also, kaya hindi nako nanoood ng eat bulaga kahit sa youtube, kahit gusto ko panoorin yung Sugod bahay dun dahil natatawa ako kina wally at jose.. prang hindi ko kaya mastomach yung makita na nagpapatawa yung isang ex idol ko dun na naghohost parin sa eat bulaga..
 
 
 
 
 

Individuals and firms linked to the flood control scandal may now regain access to previously frozen assets after the Anti-Money Laundering Council’s (AMLC) initial freeze order expired and was not extended.

According to a Bilyonaryo.com source, the case, docketed as CA GR-AMLA 00432, saw the AMLC seek an extension of the freeze order on March 12, but the Court of Appeals denied the request in a resolution dated March 16, 2025.

With the denial, the freeze order has effectively lapsed, theoretically allowing account holders to withdraw or move their assets, subject to standard regulatory checks.

The AMLC earlier disclosed that it had secured the freeze order on September 16, 2025, covering 135 bank accounts and 27 insurance policies tied to individuals and corporations under investigation for suspected anomalies in flood control projects.

The petition, filed a day earlier in coordination with the Office of the Solicitor General, aimed to support a broader probe into alleged money laundering activities and identify all parties involved.

While the AMLC did not publicly name those covered, the report said the initial freeze order included individuals and entities such as Henry Alcantara, Bryce Hernandez, SIMS Construction, Wawao Builders, Engineer Mendoza, and Sally Santos, among others.

Among them, Alcantara and Santos are considered state witnesses in the flood control probe, according to the Department of Justice.

Accounts covered by the freeze order spanned major commercial banks, insurance firms, the state-run Land Bank of the Philippines, and several rural banks.

Under anti-money laundering rules, the AMLC may seek a freeze order upon establishing probable cause that assets are linked to unlawful activity. Such orders are effective for 20 days unless extended by the Court of Appeals. If an extension is sought within the prescribed period, the freeze remains in effect until the court resolves the request.

In this case, however, the denial of the extension effectively lifted the restrictions.

Dec 2023 throwback

 


Ako yung gumastos, nagivest
kahit medyo malayo at mahal..
ako yung nagtanim ng seedlings
ako yung umararo ng umararo
 
ako yung dilig ng dilig
at naglalagay ng fertilizers.
Nung finally, After a few years
Is nagbunga na, subalit aray ko..
 
Me nagclaim na ibang me ari
siya na rin ang kumain ng bunga..
At ako ay isa palang aanga anga..
Nga nga!
 
Ang tinanim ko ay manga,
Pero santol ang naging bunga
Sadya ngang hindi sa akin
Kaya hindi ko na pinagpilitan pa
 
Masakit isipin
mga gas at toll na nasayang
Pro Inisip ko nalang
At least nag enjoy ako sa pag-araro
Its time to move on, move forward
 
If makakakita ulet ng tigang na lupa
Before araruhin, tamnan at diligan
Better check muna if clean title..
 
3.25.2026 #onlinediary

So from now, NO CHICKEN & EGG for the whole 2026

 3.25.2026 #allergy

prang gusto ko na magpaconfine sa ospital sa sobrang itchy kanina..
because im drunk last saturday morning, i ate chicken
since i am sad boi, I ordered via food panda
2 pc chicken mcdo & mushroom pepper steak to comfort me

since im confident my Watsons ceterezine will hold the fort for me
& since i am like already ate chicken,
i thought ok, i will eat more, since no matter what will i do, i will have pimple breakout & allergy the next day

So i ate Chowking chicken in saturday night
Chicken Mcdo again on sunday morning, jolibi chickenjoy on the evening
then on monday, Kenny rogers chicken plate A on the morning, then chowking chicken again in the evening.

then now tuesday very early morning at about 4am, i ordered again 2pc chicken Mcdo & those with egg since i miss the egg. Oh i missed also the KFC chicken, my favorite since it is not available during the unholy hours of the day

& now by 6am, i can no longer sleep, my head is very itchy... very very itchy, taking Watsons ceterezine & Allerta Loratodine & Neozep (with Phenyl ek ek) no longer matters.

I want to take myself to hospital, but i am thinking of the bills, I take a bath & it still very very itchy at 8am, its very hard..

& now by 9am, i think finally my overdose of ceterezine+ loratodine + neozep is finally dissolved in my blood, the itch eases..

So from now, NO CHICKEN & EGG for the whole 2026

Thursday, March 19, 2026

How to pay Quarterly VAT (BIR Form 2550Q)for small business partnership? 2026

How to pay Quarterly VAT for small business partnership?

I.  Here’s a clear step-by-step guide for paying Quarterly VAT (BIR Form 2550Q) for a small business partnership in the Philippines:


1. Determine Your VAT Payable

  • Calculate output VAT: VAT collected from sales of goods/services.

  • Calculate input VAT: VAT you paid on purchases for your business.

  • VAT Payable = Output VAT – Input VAT.

Note: If your input VAT > output VAT, your VAT payable is zero or you may have a carry-over credit.


2. Fill Out BIR Form 2550Q

  • Available from BIR eBIRForms.

  • Key sections:

    1. Taxpayer info: TIN, business name, address, type of return (Quarterly).

    2. Computation:

      • Sales/receipts for the quarter

      • Output VAT

      • Input VAT

      • VAT payable (or zero if none)

    3. Certification and signature of authorized representative/partner.

  • If VAT payable = 0, indicate “0” in the payable section.


3. Submission

You have two options:

A. Online Filing (Preferred if no payment required)

  • Use eBIRForms:

    • Generate the return in the software.

    • No payment needed → submit online.

    • System marks the return as filed; no bank visit required.

B. Manual Submission (at BIR or via bank if payment > 0)

  • If payment is required, go to an authorized agent bank (AAB) to pay.

  • Attach your stamped receipt to the return.

  • If no payment is due, you can submit the return at BIR for stamping, but many branches now allow zero-payment returns to be filed online without visiting the bank.


4. Deadline

  • Due on or before the 25th day after the end of the quarter:

    • Q1 (Jan–Mar) → Apr 25

    • Q2 (Apr–Jun) → Jul 25

    • Q3 (Jul–Sep) → Oct 25

    • Q4 (Oct–Dec) → Jan 25 of the following year


5. Tips

  • Keep records of all sales, purchases, and VAT payments for 3–5 years.

  • If input VAT > output VAT, you can carry it over to the next quarter or file for refund/credit.

  • Filing online is more convenient and avoids going to the BIR.


 

II.  Flowchart showing exactly what you do each quarter, including zero-VAT situations—it’ll make the process much easier to visualize.




If your VAT payable is zero (because your input VAT is greater than output VAT), you don’t need to pay anything at the bank. You can simply:

  1. Fill out BIR Form 2550Q using eBIRForms.

  2. Make sure your VAT payable field shows “0”.

  3. Submit the return electronically via eBIRForms.

  • No bank visit or payment is required.

  • Once submitted, your return is considered filed.

  • Keep a copy of the filed return for your records.

Basically, “zero VAT payable” returns can be fully processed online without any cash transaction.

 

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If you want, I can show the exact steps in eBIRForms to submit a zero-payment return so it’s crystal clear. Do you want me to do that?

III. Here’s a step-by-step guide to submit a zero-payment Quarterly VAT return (BIR Form 2550Q) using eBIRForms:


Step 1: Download and Open eBIRForms

  • Go to BIR eBIRForms → Download the eBIRForms Package.

  • Install and launch the program.


Step 2: Select the Correct Form

  • From the list, choose Form 2550Q – Quarterly VAT Return.

  • Make sure to select the correct quarter and year.


Step 3: Fill in Taxpayer Information

  • TIN: Your partnership’s Taxpayer Identification Number

  • Registered Name & Address

  • Type of Return: Quarterly

  • Taxable Quarter: Select Q1, Q2, Q3, or Q4


Step 4: Fill in VAT Computation

  • Gross Sales/Receipts – Enter your total sales for the quarter.

  • Output VAT – Enter the VAT collected on sales.

  • Purchases/Expenses Subject to VAT – Enter VAT paid.

  • Input VAT – Enter your VAT paid on purchases.

  • VAT Payable – This will automatically calculate:

    • If Input VAT > Output VAT, the VAT Payable = 0

    • Indicate “0” in the VAT payable field

Tip: eBIRForms usually flags zero-payments clearly.


Step 5: Submit Electronically

  • Click Validate → ensure no errors.

  • Click Submit → choose eBIRForms online submission.

  • Confirm submission.

No bank payment is needed. Once submitted, the system records your return as filed.


Step 6: Save Your Filed Return

  • Save a PDF copy or the XML file for your records.

  • This serves as proof of filing.


šŸ’” Extra Tip:
If in the future your input VAT is less than output VAT (you owe VAT), eBIRForms will prompt you to generate a payment slip to pay at the bank.



Here’s what happens in eBIRForms when your VAT payable is zero and how to handle it:


1. Fill in Form 2550Q

  • Enter your sales, output VAT, and input VAT.

  • The program will automatically calculate VAT payable.


2. Zero-Payment Detection

  • If your Input VAT ≥ Output VAT, the VAT Payable field will show 0.00.

  • eBIRForms may show a message like “No payment required” or highlight the field.


3. What to Do Next

  • No bank payment is needed.

  • Simply click ValidateSubmit.

  • Choose Electronic Submission (Online).

  • Save the confirmation / XML / PDF as proof of filing.


4. Optional: For Future Reference

  • eBIRForms will keep a record of all zero-payment filings.

  • If the next quarter you owe VAT, the software will automatically show the amount due and generate a payment slip.


šŸ’” Quick Tip:
You can ignore the bank payment option entirely for zero-payable returns. The key is submitting online and keeping a copy of the filed return.




IV. how to file quarterly VAT using eFPS?

Here’s a clear step-by-step guide on filing Quarterly VAT (Form 2550Q) using BIR eFPS:


Step 1: Make Sure You’re Registered in eFPS

  • Your partnership must be enrolled in eFPS.

  • If not, visit your BIR Revenue District Office (RDO) to register.

  • Once registered, you get a user ID and password for the eFPS portal.


Step 2: Log In to eFPS

  • Go to BIR eFPS Portal.

  • Log in with your User ID and Password.

  • Enter the Taxpayer Identification Number (TIN) and RDO code if prompted.


Step 3: Select the Correct Return

  • Choose Quarterly VAT (Form 2550Q).

  • Select the quarter and year you are filing for.


Step 4: Enter Tax Details

  • Fill in:

    • Total Sales/Receipts for the quarter

    • Output VAT

    • Purchases/Expenses Subject to VAT

    • Input VAT

  • The system automatically calculates VAT Payable.

    • If Input VAT ≥ Output VAT, it will show 0.00.


Step 5: Review and Confirm

  • Check that all fields are correct.

  • Make sure VAT Payable is correct.

  • If zero, the system will indicate “No payment due”.


Step 6: Submit Return

  • Click Submit.

  • eFPS will generate a confirmation receipt / transaction number.

  • Save or print the confirmation for your records.


Step 7: Make Payment (if applicable)

  • If VAT Payable > 0:

    • You can pay online through your bank (if connected to eFPS) or at authorized agent banks.

  • If VAT Payable = 0, no payment is needed.


Step 8: Keep Records

  • Save the eFPS confirmation number and copy of the filed return.

  • Retain supporting documents for audit purposes.


šŸ’” Extra Tips:

  • eFPS is more convenient than manual filing or eBIRForms if you want full online filing and payment.

  • It automatically calculates zero-payments, so you don’t need to worry about bank trips if no VAT is due.


 

 

If you like, I can make a mini flowchart showing the difference between eFPS and eBIRForms filing for Quarterly VAT, including zero-payable situations—it makes it very easy to follow.

Here’s a simple flowchart for filing Quarterly VAT using eBIRForms vs eFPS, including what to do if your VAT payable is zero:


Quarterly VAT Filing Flowchart

Start → Compute VAT

  • Calculate Output VAT – Input VAT

Decision: Is VAT Payable > 0?

Yes → Payment Required

  • eBIRForms: Generate payment slip → Go to bank → Pay → Submit online → Save receipt

  • eFPS: Pay online via connected bank or at authorized bank → Submit online → Save confirmation

No → VAT Payable = 0

  • eBIRForms: Submit online → Save PDF/XML confirmation → Done

  • eFPS: Submit online → System shows “No payment due” → Save confirmation → Done

End


šŸ’” Tips:

  • eFPS is fully online, including payment if needed.

  • eBIRForms is offline software but can submit online for zero-payment returns.

  • Always keep proof of filing even if no payment is made.


If you want, I can also make a visual diagram version of this flowchart that you can pin or print for each quarter—it’s even easier to follow at a glance.



Who are qualified to use BIR eFPS? as of March 2026

Who are qualified to use BIR eFPS? 

as of March 2026, by ChatGPT & Google :

 

I. Who are qualified to use BIR eFPS?  

 The BIR eFPS (Electronic Filing and Payment System) in the Philippines is designed for taxpayers who want to electronically file and pay their taxes. Not all taxpayers can use it automatically; there are specific qualifications. Here’s a clear breakdown:

1. Mandatory eFPS Users

These taxpayers must use eFPS if they fall under these categories:

  • Corporations, partnerships, and individuals (including self-employed professionals) with gross quarterly income exceeding ₱1,000,000.

  • Government agencies and instrumentalities.

  • Large taxpayers under the Large Taxpayers Service (LTS).

  • Employers filing e-withholding tax returns.

2. Voluntary eFPS Users

These taxpayers can voluntarily register for eFPS:

  • Individuals, self-employed, or professionals with lower income than the mandatory threshold.

  • Non-profit organizations or cooperatives.

  • Any taxpayer who prefers to file and pay taxes online rather than manually at the bank/BIR.

3. Requirements to Use eFPS

To use eFPS, a taxpayer must:

  1. Be registered with the BIR (have a TIN).

  2. Have a valid email address for notifications.

  3. Register and secure a digital certificate / eFPS login credentials from the BIR.

  4. Have the software and internet connection to access eFPS online.

šŸ’” Note: eFPS is mainly designed for corporate and large-scale taxpayers, while smaller taxpayers often use eBIRForms instead for electronic filing.

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II.  Quick table comparing who should use eFPS vs eBIRForms, which is handy for partnerships like yours. 

Here’s a clear comparison table between eFPS and eBIRForms, so you can quickly see which is suitable for your partnership:

Feature / CriteriaeFPS (Electronic Filing & Payment System)eBIRForms (Electronic BIR Forms)
Who Uses ItCorporations, partnerships, large taxpayers, employers, government agencies, individuals with quarterly income >₱1MIndividuals, self-employed, professionals, small partnerships, those below eFPS thresholds
Mandatory or VoluntaryMandatory for large taxpayers; voluntary for others meeting BIR approvalVoluntary for all eligible taxpayers who are not required to use eFPS
Filing MethodEntirely online via eFPS websiteFill forms offline using eBIRForms software, then submit electronically or print and file physically
Payment MethodOnline payment via eFPS (bank debits, online banking, or BIR-accredited channels)Can be electronic if submitting via eBIRForms with payment code, or manual at bank/BIR
ConvenienceBest for high-volume transactions, recurring filings; integrates filing and payment in one stepBest for smaller taxpayers or first-time filers; allows offline preparation before submission
Registration RequirementMust register with BIR for eFPS account and get login credentialsNo special registration beyond standard TIN and BIR account; just download software
Types of Tax ReturnsAll types applicable to large taxpayers (income, VAT, withholding, etc.)Mostly the same returns, but filing is simpler and suitable for small partnerships or individuals

šŸ’” Key Tip for Partnerships:
If your partnership’s gross income <₱1M per quarter, you can use eBIRForms safely. If your income exceeds that, you are required to use eFPS.

If you want, I can make a step-by-step visual workflow showing how your partnership can file ITR using either eBIRForms or eFPS. It’ll be easier to follow than the official manual. Do you want me to make that?

 

III.  Our gross income is less than 1 M per quarter, but i want to use the eFPS, can i?

Yes, you can use eFPS voluntarily, even if your quarterly gross income is less than ₱1M. The BIR allows smaller taxpayers to register for eFPS if they prefer the convenience of online filing and payment.

Here’s what you need to know for your partnership:

  1. Registration – You need to submit an eFPS application form (BIR Form 1900) to your Revenue District Office (RDO) or through the BIR’s eFPS website.

  2. Credentials – The BIR will issue your eFPS login credentials (username, password, and a digital certificate).

  3. Filing & Payment – Once registered, you can file your 1701 (or 1702) income tax return and other applicable taxes online and pay electronically through accredited banks.

  4. No Penalty – Using eFPS voluntarily is allowed and won’t impose penalties; it’s fully compliant with BIR rules.

šŸ’” Practical Tip: For a small partnership like yours, using eFPS might be overkill unless you prefer automatic online payment and want to avoid going physically to the bank. Otherwise, eBIRForms is simpler for your size.

 

 

IV. step-by-step guide for your partnership to register and start using BIR eFPS voluntarily:


Step 1: Prepare Requirements

Before applying, make sure you have:

  • BIR Registration – Your partnership must already have a TIN and be registered with the BIR.

  • Valid Email Address – eFPS notifications and confirmations are sent here.

  • Taxpayer Type Information – Partnership details, business name, RDO number.


Step 2: Submit eFPS Registration

You have two options to register:

Option A: Online via eFPS Website

  1. Go to the official eFPS site: https://efps.bir.gov.ph

  2. Click “eFPS Registration”.

  3. Fill out BIR Form 1900 online or download it to fill manually.

  4. Submit the form with required documents (e.g., partnership registration, TIN certificate).

Option B: Manual Submission at RDO

  1. Go to your Revenue District Office where your partnership is registered.

  2. Submit BIR Form 1900 (eFPS Registration Form).

  3. Provide your partnership documents and valid email address.


Step 3: Wait for eFPS Credentials

  • The BIR will process your application (usually a few days).

  • You will receive:

    • Username & Password

    • Digital Certificate (used for secure login and filing)


Step 4: Login and Configure

  1. Access https://efps.bir.gov.ph.

  2. Install any required security software (digital certificate).

  3. Test login to ensure your credentials work.


Step 5: Filing & Payment

  • Once logged in, you can:

    • File your Annual ITR (1701 or 1702) online.

    • File other taxes like VAT or withholding taxes if applicable.

    • Pay online through eFPS-accredited banks.

šŸ’” Tip: Even if your income is below ₱1M per quarter, using eFPS allows you to avoid going to the bank and provides an automatic confirmation of payment.

 

 V.  HOW TO REGISTER & FILE ITR VIA eFPS?


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