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Showing posts with label 0. Ang Diary ng isang Licensed Manginginom ng Laguna... Show all posts
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Thursday, April 20, 2023

4.15.2023 Ayoko na magexplain, Judge me nalang..

 

Ang Diary ng isang Licensed Manginginom ng Laguna..
4.15.2023 2pm- Ayoko na magexplain, Judge me nalang..
Dear diary,
alam mo ba bakit ako napipilitan magjowa ng mga 20-21yo? Kasi wala na po halos single now sa Pinas! wala pako nakilala na single na 22 yo pataas.. 18yo pa nga lang, puro me jowa na.. In Fact, if me makakapagreto nga sa akin na 30yo na confirmed single na pwede ligawan, willing ako magbigay ng 5-10K reward.. (5K if ang mareto is me ITR, 10K if ang mareto is confirmed single na Accounting graduate, hehehe).. hindi yan joke.. hahaha
Alam mo ba kung bakit nagkakaubusan ng single now sa Pinas?
eto po ang reasons:
yung Filipina kasi is sobrang caring, loving & pretty & petite! They are also highly skilled, they cook well, they know how to speak English at higit sa lahat, mabango ang Pinay .. Every man loves a petite girl.. wala naman me gusto ng mga sobrang tatatangkad na 6 footer na nasali sa BB. Pilipinas..
yung mga dalagang Pinay natin, Pinay Nurses sobrang in demand sa abroad, Pinay Teachers & Entertainers, sobrang in demand sa China ( in fact, ang taas ng tingin sa mga Filipina sa China, pag sinabing Filipina, it means English Teacher sa China), Pinay factory workers sa Taiwan, Japan, korea. then sobrang daming mga Pinay domestic helpers sa HK, sa middle east, europe. yung mga magaganda, nasa Dubai..
then yung mga naiwang Filipina sa Pinas, puro jinojowa is mga Chinese, AFAM kano, Koreans, etc.. yung mga wala pang jowang foreigner, puro naghahahanap din dun sa dating website . if fact, yung ex ko dun sa website na yun nakakkuha ng Australian BF ( in still hurts)
Manood ka sa Raffy Tulfo, magsurf ka sa FB, at IG, Pumunta ka sa mga dating websites, kahit sa mga bar/ club, ano mga jowa?- di ba puro foreigners? Also, me imbalance sa China gawa ng 1 child policy dati. so lagi inaabort ang mga baby girls, so me demographic problem sa China, kulang sila ng mga babae, so mga Chinese hanap ng jowa sa Pinas. Pati mga bombay dito sa Pinas, puro pinay din inaasawa..
so kung me jowa/gf/asawa ka now na Filipina, napakaswerte mo kaya ingatan mo yan.. real talk lang , All the world want Filipina as their woman in their life.
so prang supply ng Solder Wire at Electronics din yan, Globalization narin pati sa lovelife.. So shoutout sa mga kapwa ko Pinoy na single parin now, Let us upgrade also! magpapogi din tayo, magpayaman din tayo, mas galingan natin, mahalin natin ng husto, ipakita natin na quality rin tayo, kasi globalization narin eh, competition natin is mga foreigners,.
Since Globalization now pati sa lovelife, let also find a partner from these countries that has shortage of Men, because of wars and other reasons:
Russia. ...
Estonia. ...
El Salvador. ...
Lithuania.
Ukraine
Belarus
Latvia
so if makita mo ko nagjojowa ng 21 yo ,please understand that I am just a man, i also want a partner in life.. so i really dont want to explain, so judge me nalang..

Sunday, March 12, 2023

I spent the whole night with my favorite person.

Diary ng Licensed Manginginom ng Laguna
3.12.2023 sunday 4:10am
Dear diary,
I spent the whole night with my favorite person. After spending time in the afternoon to visit the 77th bday of our Ate Ina. We bought mangoes (100 Php/Kg), brocollis (140 php/Kg) and my favorite starapple kaimito (only Php70/Kg) in Binan, Laguna public market..
Gosh my favorite person is so pretty..she is very beautiful inside and out. She is like the light in a life full of darkness or she is like an oasis in the desert of life full of thirst. I love her.. but im basted..hahaha
After buying mangoes, my favotire person and i eat a sumptous but affordable meal in Henerasyon eatery also in Binan. Kare-kare is the best and very affordable at like only 250 or 300pesos.
The thing about my favorite person is that she is very pretty and very kind and very simple lady..The kind of girl you can dream of..pero basted nga..huhuhu.so jeneva are you happy that basted ako? Stalk pa more..
After delivering my favorite person to her house? (pano ba sa english is after ko siya hinatid sa bahay? Hahaha.. i decided to visit my favorite place in the city to think/ reflect and plan on what is my next move on how sell more of our high quality Hanstar soldering tools.
My mind is thinking about Nuvali, my family duties, my personal loans, our Soldering business"s BIR, SEC, Mayors permit, our deliveries to the clients..too many minds. And with this cash flow problems, I am feeling the pressures..
But hey its saturday night!
So If you are a businessman/professional or a gentleman or an expat living or presently in official business in the industrial and electronics hub in Binan city /Santa Rosa city Area in Laguna or nearby..
The perfect restobar place to chill and relax is in the Lady of d' Night at LTO Areza compound Binan, Laguna.. nice to visit also is the Carribien nearby.
The house is full and there was a like a bikini open at 2am. All the ladies are fresh and sexy, but i think that girl named Noemi, or Nowme, or Yesterdayme or Tomorrowme is the clearcut winner. She reminds me of a 20 year old Maxine Magalona..very gorgeous.
Pretty faces specially Ms..Angela and ms.Rio and some many others that i dont know the names..
I dont know..but the hips are hypnotizing..There is something hypnostic about a woman's hip that when it moves in sync subtly with a relaxing music, i can't explain.
After 4 bottles of beer i decide to call it a night..im already feeling tipsy..
im still lonely, but my mental health is preserved.. the leg massage of preng lee while i am gulping my san mig light also helps. i have relaxed..and now want to sleep all day to prepare for another week of soldering by monday.
Nice & cozy place, perfect place for gentlemen to relax after a hard day in business.. i love this Lady of d' Night or simply i love Ladies? Hahaha

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

thumbayan bar at binan, lagun

 

Diary ng licensed manginginom ng Laguna

1.8.2022 10pm
Dear diary,
At thumbayan bar at binan, laguna.. it is a popular chillin place to chill for the masses and the youth.
Out of curiosity, I surveyed the liquor drinking crowd of how many women are .. i sampled 50 people..would you believe the result?
Its a tie! 25-25! So statistically 50% men/50% women
Amazing isn' it? Mga babae now mga tomador na..at sunday night pa! Hahaha



Bevitore Sta.Rosa

 

Diary ng licensed manginginom ng Laguna..
1.18.2023 dear diary
After a long day of working, napadaan ako sa balibago complex. Then naisipan ko icheck yung bagong bar sa victory mall.
Bevitore Sta.Rosa ..medyo mahirap ipronounced..is it be-vi-tohrr? Or be-vi-to-re? Hahaha..google pls help!
It is a nice cozy place..1 month palang daw siya sabi ng magandang server.. the place is so relaxing..fit for working professionals..
Nag iinom me magisa..chill chill magisa habang nagiisip ng mga next steps sa small businesses na wala masyado BIR at sa lovelife ..ang hirap pag walang jowa.. pero ang sarap dito kahit maginom ka magisa..galing ng mga singers at customers
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Saturday, December 31, 2022

Lady of D' Night at Binan, Laguna gentlemen's club

 12.31,2022 12:10 am

Diary ng licensed manginginom ng Laguna..
Dear diary,
I am now drinking with my japanese boss here in Lady of d' night, a gentlemen's club at LTO areza compound binan, laguna.
It is a cozy place, fully airconditioned, Nice place, with many pretty faces, and with bikini open competition of top models every friday and saturday..All the models are gorgeous but 1 catches my eyes. We have been drinking here since 10pm and we are enjoying every bit of it.
I could say that this Lady of d' Night club is the coziest gentlemen's club bar in Binan or in the whole Laguna.
As minutes passes by, SUVs are lining up at the big parking area.The crowd are mostly i could say are business people and expats ,but.many are like like normal men gentlemen like me that just want to chill out..
Obviously i cannot post their picture or the pic of my japanese boss for privacy purposes..so i alone made a selfie with the gorgeous half australian model Ms Rose and the very pretty half german ms mica aka bea alonzo. As My business partner Doms aka Jhayr is enjoying, i also have taken a pic of him. hahaha
I could say i can recommend this place ,
Perfect place for normal gentlemen & business people to chill. Also i think the nearby club Karibien is also worth visiting next time as i think they are also nice place to visit
 
 





 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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