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Tuesday, October 1, 2019

10/1/2019 Tips para lalo ka mahalin ka ni GF or para makahanap ng GF..

πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘

i recently ask some of my girl friends ( friend na girls..) at some friends na certified babaero to give me some tips para magkagf nako ng seryoso or mahalin naman ako ng mahal ko ng magkalovelife naman ako ng stable. i also search some tips from Google..

these are the tips i got..share ko lang sa mga kapwa ko lalake na sawang sawa ng maging single..



1. gawin daw wallpaper ang picture 

tip ng isang friend na girl. she said.. it is para daw maging secured si girl na siya lang ang mahal mo at wala ng iba..

 2. ilagay daw yung picture ni gf sa profile pic mo s fb

again tip ng isang friend na girl..same reason as no. 1

3..isex lagi para marelease yung love hormone at maging secured sa relationship

 tip ng isang friend na happily in a relationship.. and i validated this in google, there is some love hormones released during sex that makes you in love with each other..

4. ibigay lahat ng gusto ni gf

well, there is a saying a happy wife is a happy life.. so there goes it... a happy gf is a happy life too.. so gawin mo maghanap ka ng work!! magtriple work ka para kumita ka ng maibigay mo naman ke girl yung gusto nya. by nature , it is the role of the male mammals to provide food & shelfter to the females

5. ipresent na me bahay na sarili at maayos na matitirahan. na walang papakisamahan. kasi lahat ng babae ayaw makitira at makisama s mga byenan at inlaws pag nagsama n sila ng lalake

 parang naririnig ko to lagi sa lahat ng love advise, specially ke tulfo na dapat nakabukod kayo..

6. pagselosin para malaman if mahal ka nga

napapanood ko lang sa movies..at tingin ko is totoo nga..kung wala naman siyang paki sayo, hindi naman siya magseselos di ba?

7. makipag inuman s gf

i read this on the net.. it is like bonding between lovers..it strengthen the bond between lovers


8. magkaron ng abs dahil gusto daw ng mga girls yung me abs
suggestion ni exgf na friends ko parin now..

9.bumili ng mahabang camera dahil mahilig daw ang mga babae s me mahahabang..lens at mag aral magphotoshoot

 suggestion ni ulit exgf na friends ko parin now..

10..dapat daw maugat yung mga kamay mo..kasi attracted si girls s maugat yung kamay because women loves maugat..hahaha at medyo dapat daw me biceps ka, so dapat maggym ka or magbuhat ka man lang ng dumbbell!..

nabasa ko lang sa google. hahaha

πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“

Friday, September 27, 2019

He who asks a question

"He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." – Chinese Proverb

Monday, September 23, 2019

sept 23, 2019

i dont go to church.. i abhor religions as it causes war and hatred toward each other.. but i believe in God. A supreme divine that made this all possible. the more you know about science, the more you will believe in God, thus i believe in prayers..

Sunday, September 22, 2019

sept 22, 2019


What's in my mind now?



to myself thinking out loud- back to basics..tipid tipid muna..icut lahat ng credit cards. itapon or ipamigay lahat ng walang silbi s bahay or hindi na ginagamit..alisin lahat ng excess baggage s buhay..kung ayaw sa yo..huwag pilitin..hindi lahat ng bagay ay worth ipaglaban..minsan kahit alam mong nasa tama ka, mas mabuti ng umiwas s gulo..time is limited. wag aksayahin.. professional tayo. me pananagutan at responsibilidad tayo s mga boss at clients at coworkers natin.. pagsilbihan ng mabuti at ibigay lahat ng gusto ng cliente.. magfocus at ilevel up ang business dahil madaming coworkers n umaasa sayo. gawin ang responsibilidad. magwork hard ng monday to saturday. mag inom at magwalwal at ireward ang sarili ng friday nite..mag exercise ng sunday. sumali s mga fun run. magbawas ng sugar. humanap ng tamang babae n kamukha at kasing sexy ni catriona gray na masarap magluto, buntisin at pakasalan.mamuhay ng simple at huwag mambabae.

Friday, September 20, 2019

sample of MEMO Writing


recently, we are starting to send MEMO to our small shop for those co-workers with absentism & habitual tardiness problem

so i am looking for an example of MEMO. there are so many templates & example in the net, but i think this is the best sample Memo i got.

so here on the top is the company letterhead
then

the To:

From:
Subject:
Date:

-------
then the Memo body

then the one who issued the memo & the signature





ref:
https://www.spin.ph/life/guide/despite-pba-warning-of-life-bans-dubious-patterns-in-d-league-games-go-unabated-a791-20190920?ref=home_featured_4

Friday, September 13, 2019

Thursday, September 12, 2019

SLEX Toll Road 4

with due respect sa lahat ng presidente na inabot ko, in terms of accomplishment..truly President Duterte is the best president we ever have/ we ever had.. pag ang leader talaga ay decisive at strong at me matinding political will, kahit pa medyo masama ang bunganga..lahat ng projects na matagal ng delayed is nasisimulan at natatapos.. hopefully our next president will be as strong, as decisive, with the same politcal will as Duterte #duterte #buildbuildbuild #dpwh


c= map from DPWH

C-6 EXPRESSWAY

c= map from DPWH

NLEX-SLEX Connector Road





CAVITE BATANGAS Expressway (CTBEX) MAP

CALAX MAP


c= Map taken from www.southforbes.com

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Friday, September 6, 2019

supersede

supersede

 verb
su·​per·​sede | \ ΛŒsΓΌ-pΙ™r-ˈsΔ“d  \
superseded; superseding

Definition of supersede

1a: to cause to be set aside
b: to force out of use as inferior
2: to take the place or position of
3: to displace in favor of another
Ref =https://www.merriam-webster.com

Monday, September 2, 2019

Sept 2, 2019

maikli lang talaga ang buhay ng tao.hindi mo alam kung kelan ka kukunin ni lord.
yung plane crash sa Calamba, sinong mag-aakala na tatamaan ng kidlat yung eroplano na sasakyan mo? then yung jeep na nadaganan ng truck sa Antipolo, nakasakay ka lang sa Jeep, biglang boom wala ka na..

so dapat spend mo yung oras mo sa mga taong gusto ka rin, yung proud sa yo, yung proud na ikaw ang partner nya, at katuwang mo sa hirap at sarap, sa tagumpay at failure.. huwag na mag-aksaya ng oras at resources sa mga taong hindi ka naman talaga gusto or kinakahiya ka..
condolence po dun sa mga naulila ng plane crash sa calamba at aksidente sa antipolo


Sept1, 2019 Antipolo accident,  photos taken from ABS-CBS News


DEADLY CRASH. A light aircraft crashes in Calamba City, Laguna, on September 1, 2019. Photo by Cabuyao City Disaster Risk Reduction and Management Office, taken from Rappler.

Maris Racal with Sue Ramirez photo











Ms. Maris Racal sizzles in a two-piece bikini 2019


Ms. Maris Racal
IG= mariesteller
Twitter=  @MissMarisRacal
FB= @Missracalofficialpage 









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1. photos taken from Ms Racal IG posts.


Tuesday, August 27, 2019

words for the day - let sleeping dogs lie

Verb

let sleeping dogs lie (third-person singular simple present lets sleeping dogs liepresent participle letting sleeping dogs liesimple past and past participle let sleeping dogs lie)
  1. (idiomatic) To leave things as they are; especially, to avoid restarting or rekindling an old argument; to leave disagreements in the past.
    Eventually, they decided it would be best to let sleeping dogs lie and not discuss the matter any further.
      reference= wiktionary

Friday, August 23, 2019

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